Welcome to the 1st ever Power Source Summer Awards! (or “The Powies” if you prefer).
What follows may not be funny, or even interesting.
And they definitely aren’t necessary.
But they are now a thing. And they’re a reflection of just some of the many great moments our kids have provided us as coaches.
So here goes….
POINTLESS FACT AWARD – Thomas Bianco
BEST SASS (highly competitive category) – Chloe Ballentine
BEST DIRTY LOOK – Jimmy Riley
FEMALE PRE-WORKOUT STYLE AWARD – Annie Thomas
MALE PRE-WORKOUT STYLE AWARD (tie) – Steven Jackson/Zack Jackson
BEST TRASH TALKER – Fezz
SINGLE SEASON RECORD FOR POINTLESSLY YELLING ‘BACKBOARD’ – Nick Yanco
MOST OBSTREPEROUS – Madison Daniels
BEST HELLO – Braden Juneau
FEMALE BEST COMEBACK – Alana Keating
MALE BEST COMEBACK – Brendan McBride
BEST PRODUCE – John Gove
MOST TIMES SAYING ‘JIM’ – 6 kids tied (all drove me crazy)
‘TOO SMART FOR YOUR OWN GOOD’ AWARD – Nicolas Pasquale
BEST NICKNAME – Spiders aka Tre Spiders aka Taryn Souders
MOST IMPROVED GRUNT – Chris Myers
LONGEST FOCUS ON PARTY BUTTON INSTALLATION (lifetime achievement) – Sadie Harvey
MOST STORIES (career & single season) – Nick Yanco
MOST TIMES SCARING YOUNGER KIDS BY USING 100 lb DB’s – Connor Brassard
BEST ATTEMPT TO DONATE JEWELRY TO POWER SOURCE – Lisa Kilroy
MOST THUMBS UPS – Thomas Bianco
BEST SINGER – Ryan May
MOST STRESSED OUT IN SOCCER TENNIS – Josh Cormier
BEST TRASH TALKING T-SHIRTS – Xavier Cora
MOST WORDS SPOKEN – Philippa Harvey (slumping lately, though)
BEST NEW DRILL – Tim Grebinar (for MILLIPEDES)
LEAST LIKELY TO BE RANKED TOP 10 IN SOCCER TENNIS…EVER – Calvin Whipple
BEST HEADBAND COLLECTION – Katelynn Banville
“I LOVE PULLUPS” AWARD WINNER – Jon Pallotta
BEST GOODBYE HANDSHAKE – Brady Cormier
FUNNIEST REPEATED USE OF THE WORD ‘JUMP’ – Samantha Falla
BEST PHILBIN – 4 way tie
BEST COOKIES – Hamish Harvey
SECRET SASS AWARD – Olivia Pallotta
MOST TIMES TRICKED BY JIM IN 1 CLASS – Tyler Davidson